Something I whipped together. WHO ELSE WAS THINKING THIS?
This is why writing “cool and contemporary slang” in dialogue is something most writers dread, because what’s cool and contemporary in the manuscript can read like this when the book comes out…
Tell me these aren’t their threesome pitch faces. You can’t.
I bet they even have a powerpoint ready to go.
"Why You Should Have Sex With Us"
- we’re adorable
- google “ethical sluts tv tropes” if you want to check our references
- we haven’t been brainwashed to spread crazy sex games around the ship in like, two whole years
- that’s all in the past
- seriously we couldn’t be cuter
- franchise opportunities available
Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.
Saxes move downstage.
SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT
the added directions are great.
'gradually become irritated'
'cresc., or not'
'untie slip knot'
'bow real fast, slippage may occur'
'release the penguins'‘Begin turning flame slightly higher and higher’